Dating assholes

If someone in your life is always talking, interrupting, yelling over the top of you or ringing you obsessively: This could be a sign that you are dating an Asshole. Father disappears into the back shed when they come around? Get seated at the rear of the wedding reception hall? If someone in your life is constantly talking, thinking, focusing and worrying all about themselves, then what chance do you have?

They love the sound of their own voices so much that they don’t care what other’s have to say.

Assholes come and go, and if you suspect that you have one in your life, you should get rid of them, at least until they grow a brain and stop being an Asshole. They will lie, cheat and steal to make sure that they get the best in life and everyone else gets the scraps.

Dating is all a game, and not a fun one like beer pong.It's more like playing Monopoly with a bunch of people who lie about having Boardwalk (when all they really have is Baltic Avenue). While this rule seems tried and true, it doesn't change the fact that it seems like the majority of single guys out there are, in fact, assholes.But women just seem to set themselves up for a challenge when dating a douche.And when they decide to seek out a genuinely nice guy, a lot of the time, they're duped by a man who just doesn't show his true colors right away. Assholes drive women up the wall, yet when a perfect gentleman walks by, they let 'em pass on by.

There's just something about chasing after a jerk that's so appealing.

Instead, find a guy who gets your blood racing, not boiling over.

What would you rather have: a guy who remembers your first kiss together or a guy who hangs what you said to him during a drunken argument over your head forever? Assholes can have selective memory, and it's usually not for the good things or the best times.

They tend to be stubborn and don't enjoy being managed.

They tend to be good leaders, given their persistent drive to succeed. Face it, many of us have real high standards in our daily life and it's pretty much agreeable for all of us that we end up with a partner that suits us just right.

They use the bad stuff in relationships to justify emotionally distancing themselves from you.